Today is September 11 or let me put it in this way 9/11. Does it ring any bell? Obviously if you’re an American, it does. Anyway, what I really ought to ask is, does the word recession ring any bell? Yes, global recession! this is one word which has being very popular in the world after the 2008 global meltdown.
Global recession and blogging recession, do they in anyway relate? Hmm, okay let me see! Who caused the this economic crunch which we now refer to as the global crisis or recession? There is no doubt that this is something created by our politicians and the ordinary man pays for the MESS.
Let me chip in this, one engineer, a politician and a doctor met at the crossroads and just as expected, an argument broke among them. Whose work did God practiced first? was the argument.
The doctor made some interesting point. The day that God took the rib of Adam and formed Eve, right there, that was surgical operation. So you see guys, the doctor’s work began right from there!
The engineer made a counter-reactive point and made his point clear. When the world was created, the whole word was in a mess. God therefore commanded the the waters to there and the earth to be where it is now. Therefore the assembling God did, was the engineer’s work.
Now was the turn of the politician to make his point. Both guys(doctor and engineer) found their friend laughing heartily! And this was how he went, ‘When the engineer was speaking, he said the whole world was in a MESS’. Let me ask you this guys, who created the MESS? hahaha!
Obviously, there is no doubt that he did that! So who is a politician? Let me define who a politician is, in this short poem.
He’s a wheeler he’s a dealer and a stealer and a thief
His lack of guilt and conscience is just beyond belief
His invective is defective, a collective load of bull
He wants your pockets empty so his coffers will be full
He connives and he deprives and he survives using his wit
He is a patronising bugger and a two faced hypocrite
He’s a preacher, a beseecher and a creature of the dark
He has the morals of a vulture and the menace of a shark
He is vicious and capricious and suspicious of all men
He will bleed you to the marrow, then bleed you once again
He’s impure, he’s insecure, and he will lure you to his pack
He’ll encourage you to join him and then stab you in the back
He is profligate, a reprobate, a candidate for power
He’ll give you bad advice and then charge you by the hour
He’s critical and political, and is typical of his kind
He’s a devious politician with a twisted, cunning mind
So if it took politicians with their bad economic policies to plunge the entire globe in what we now ave as global recession, then what is recession in blogging or better still blogging recession?
Almost every blogger has suffered or is suffering from this blogging recession. Blogging recession is that moment when you feel you have nothing to write. It’s something most people term as writer’s block. So if politicians are responsible for global recession, you and your lower self are responsible for your recession!
So you see, you’ve there before just like me. But what’s the ideal way of dealing with this menace? And I will simply tell you, JUST KEEP WRITING!