God MIGHT have been MAD

God Might have been Mad. Yes, that is what the header says. Don’t get it twisted, the magic word here is ‘MIGHT’.

God might of course have been mad. Yes, that is the title. I hope you are NOT offended? Or maybe you intend offering me a prayer similar like that of Little Johhny’s pastor.

This is what happened to Little Johhny and his pastor on Facebook.

Little Johnny’s pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Little Johnny: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Little Johhny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Little Johnny: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Little Johhny: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Little Johhy: (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Little Johnny: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Little Johnny: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family like a moving train. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: Thunder fire you!

Hahaha! Before you unleash your thunder fire on me, let me quickly move on the the reason for writing this post. Have you critically taken a good look on the streets? I know most of the roads there have potholes but I mean have you taken a critical look at the people walking on the streets especially the ladies?

Please guys, I am not in anyway referring to those hips and buttocks running through your mind but rather the recent breeds of ‘Michael Jacksons’ we are seeing.

The recent increase in bleached skins on the streets are really alarming.What at all is causing this? I am shocked. Most women and some men as well have taken up this habit of bleaching their skins.

What is wrong with God creating you and me black in HIS wisdom of protecting us from the harsh ultra violet rays?

But yet still we have people bleaching their skins and in an interesting way of telling us that God Might have being mad in creating them black.

Come on check out this out I was shocked when I found this on sbabzy. This is a complete black family but take a look at the picture .


The entire family decided to embark on an extreme skin colour change. Oh my God, what is wrong being black or being white? Just be what you have!

Your Turn

Have your say! I know this post obviously do deviate from what you know kabenlah.com to be for but hey this is eating me up and ought to be left out on my own blog.

Even the category of placing this post has become a headache and I guess it will be prudent to leave it under uncategorized. Hahaha!

36 Replies to “God MIGHT have been MAD”

  1. Hey Emmanuel,

    I’m impressed with your writing skills. Keep it up buddy! I agree with you, every single person wants to be white. No one is happy with the creation of God. Being white or black isn’t the case, personality is. Develop a personality which inspires people. Your color won’t inspire anybody 😉

  2. Hey Emmanuel

    You always get me with your headline. Here in Nigeria, There are so many bleached skins. I just don’t understand why they want to be white.

    I don’t hear of White people doing surgeries to become black.

    I wonder if God will recognize those who bleach their skin(just kidding).

  3. Ahh!

    Such a grave message packed in such a humorous tone! Good work, a great thriller!

    Well, don’t know if it is God or Allah or Parameshwor, the nature is perfect. It knows what is needed where and how to balance everything to keep the creation continue.

    I can’t stop laughing to see a lion with fins and gills.

    Got your message and agree with you!

  4. Hi Emmanuel,

    Great point of view you have shared with us. I believe God is mercyfull. God knows beyond human logical thinking and it is our task to understand God will.

    Wish you have a great weekend my friend

  5. wow! Again you Published a Awesome Article on Kabenlah dot Com.
    This article is Again Good . and i like your writting skill This is amazing how to you get ideas ???? This is amazing Bro.

    Thanks to write for Us. 🙂

  6. Hey Cudjoe,

    You have shared yet another thrilling article and an hilarious yet serious headline. Hat off brother!

    Speaking bout the post, I think people are not just contempted about what they’ve got and who God has made them to be.

    It’s a shame and a grave sin to God because what they are indirectly telling him is that he made a mistake and God never make mistakes. Never!

    I see a lot of black turned white working the street of Lagos, Nigeria and I be like Whao! What are you kidding m?! It is well anyways.

    Great message you’ve passed brother. Keep it up! 🙂


  7. [Wow! what an idea and selection of words to present difference of the human thoughts against nature. No doubt most of like to look smart/beautiful. But a nature create all is well than why a person run after other things..]

  8. Hello,

    Crunchy article! Nice perspective view of GOD and his decisions. Actually it’s not about decision it’s about the consequence about the actions we made.


  9. Wouldn’t it be a drag if all roses were red, if all tulips were pink, and if all the trees kept their leaves.

    Don’t understand it either.

    Be blessed and have a great weekend Emmanuel

  10. Emmanuel always been different while writing a post 🙂 Appreciate your writing dude!
    I feel there is nothing bad with the creation of God like you

    Good luck

      1. Again!! Yeah You published a amazing article bro I loved it and Again!! It is insanely great 🙂 Thanks Bro 🙂

        Keep Up The Good Work 🙂

        I love Kabenlah !! 🙂

  11. hi kabenlah. the reasons behind things that are happening right now and the blessings that we receive, only God knows why. but i believe it is always for the best.

    the recent destruction of Central Visayas due to typhoon is clearly an act from God and he has many reasons to do so. one of them is the lack of faith. many people only pray because they have problems and not because they are happy.

    God must be remembered everyday, whether we have problems or not.. the destruction that happened and that will happened will also serve as a reminder for us to always call God..thanking him always and asking for forgiveness

    i know my comment might not be that related to the post itself, but since you have mentioned God, i shared my knowledge about it.

    to all people who is reading my comment, i am requesting you to always pray for your safety and always thank God (Jehovah, Allah or Bathala) for all the blessings you receive. whether you believe it or not, the destruction with the likes of Haiyan or worst will continue across the globe. please pray so that you would not suffer the same fate.

    i do not want to share further details about it since many of you might not believe in me. but believing in what i say is not important. what important is we always should remember God and always pray…

  12. Hi brother,
    This is another great post, i love the way you combine humour with great content. God is definitely not mad for giving us the knowledge he gave us to do some things. And also there is nothing wrong in been black or white, life is about making choices, we make ours and actually choose which colour of skin we prefer and which looks we think best suites us. Thanks for sharing.
    Have a great weekend.

  13. Hello Kabenlah,

    Impressive article once again mate. Obviously we don’t know what has gonna happen in this world. And if God does so, he might have been mad for sure. Oh, I can’t stop my laugh after reading the story of Pastor and Little Johny. keep it up buddy 🙂

  14. Hi Emmanuel,

    What a catchy title! It immediately grabbed my attention. As I read through this post, it just makes me wonder why people do not accept themselves exactly how they are.

    Changing color of their skin? Yikes…I remember how poor Michael Jackson started doing that. I was outraged because he was so beautiful.

    Then there is the American women who convince themselves they need to look like they are 20 years old when they are in their 50’s.

    To me, God is mercy and perfect, beyond our comprehension who created all. Once we get that we are at peace.

    Thanks for this post..You got me thinking! ….And that’s a good thing!


  15. Hi Emmanuel,
    This is really funny,
    What is there in color?
    Yes people are mad after the fair skin!
    The pic speaks volume!
    Mad after colore!
    So sad are the ways of human in regard to color!
    God created human in His own image, this they very cleverly forget!!
    Alas! God the Creator may be laughing!!
    Thanks for yet another thought provoking example of pastor and the little tot!!

  16. Hello Emmanuel,
    That picture you pasted is just a caricature and nothing more. but when you talk of the bleaching, changing breast and buttocks, that’s real and very bad.
    I wonder how those people hellfire go be 🙂

  17. really great to see this post….
    you title is the one main line which force me to read this article..
    thanks a ton for sharing such an article…

  18. Nice post. Being our authentic self is what attracts others. After reading your post, I thought, “God knows what He is doing.” Let go and go with the flow.

  19. Beautiful one. It has never been and it is never about the shades of the skin but rather its always about what you can do and how you can do and achieve any damn things in this world.

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