Some Funny Things in Blogging

With today being the last day of the month of May, one thing is clear in life, we can’t always be serious in life. After all, all work and no play they say makes Jack a dull boy but honestly I think I would have killed the guy who said that  if he had said; makes Emmanuel a dull boy.

But Jack is what is in the equation and it appears we’ve all benefited from. Today’s post is all about some funny things in blogging and let me caution you on this, don’t come and beat me when you find yourself in the equation ooo! Hahaha!

Let backslide a little bit; what are some of the fun stuffs you’re likely to come see when you see that pretty faced girl on the street trying to catch a bus? You walk up to this nice girl and tell her how beautiful she is. And she looks you right in the eyes and tells you; ‘Oh I know, my mother has already told me’. Hahaha!

Some other fun stuffs which happened offline;

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. 

2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. 

3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol because Mr Zwane put in some  yesterday.” Mother fainted

5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. 

6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

Hahaha! Now let move back to business as usual. What are some of the funny things you’re likely to find in this blogosphere?

1. Everyone with a blog calling himself a blogger when the last time he wrote was about 2 months ago

This of course funnies me a lot. You’re likely to come across so many blogs with people behind but obviously don’t deserve to call bloggers. Obviously anyone who teaches is a teacher and anyone who blogs  is obviously deserves to known as a blogger but how can you call yourself a blogger when the last time you wrote some weeks ago.
Or I guess the name a funny-blogger will fit you best. Hahaha!

2.Telling people how to get comments on their posts when you don’t get one yourself

Another funny thing you’re likely to find out in this blogosphere are articles telling you how you’re likely to get this or that especially comments when the bloggers themselves involved don’t have any. Isn’t this funny? It’s like my uncle telling me to how to create a successful business when every business of his has collapsed.

3. Trying everything possible to get an Adsense Account

I just don’t know but it appears many bloggers see Adsense as a tiny-god and the funny thing at the end, after they’ve finally gotten the account; the next question which follows is this; how come people are not clicking? When people click, the next question which follows is; how come earnings are low despite clicks?

4. Thinking blogging is for lazy dudes

Articles most of us read before coming online makes us believe blogging is just an easy thing to. But that in reality is far from the truth. Just imagine how stupid one looked at after he realized blogging isn’t something for lazy dudes.
But many are yet to come in terms on that. Let me caution you, the idea that blogging is an easy thing to do will make you look like a joker at the end.

5. Spending 10+ hours behind the laptop and telling me you blog on Health Issues

Hahaha! Please I am not going to comment on this.

Your Turn

Please it is your turn to take over the baton. What do you make of the post? Let the world hear you by commenting below.

73 Replies to “Some Funny Things in Blogging”

      1. I’ll have to agree with you, Tope. This guy is real talented when it comes to cracking ribs with his blog!

        Always,
        Terungwa

        1. Terungwa, Sometimes, I might have read those jokes many times before here.

          Yet, whenever I am here, I still find myself laughing again.

          Maybe he rubs his hands with honey before typing. Just saying.

          1. Hahaha! you can’t be serious my brother.

            Maybe I rub it with both sugar and honey!

  1. Hehe !!! That was funny Indeed. I like your way to present this article. The funny stuff you shared , made my day,
    thanks for writing such post Emmanuel 🙂

    1. This things are funny but come to think of it, that is what most bloggers do.. teaching people how to get approve with Google ad sense when they have not even been approve yet…

  2. Lolz…. Emma, yourself is also a funny blogger :-p

    Well, all you said is true, most especially that of getting an adsense account 🙂

  3. Hi Emmanuel,

    Funny indeed! I like the way you come up such unique ideas each time 🙂

    Yes, I can well relate to the last one…and those health issues will show up surely, if not now, after a few years. We need to be so careful, and while I write this, I am guilty of sitting for long hours and writing or commenting.

    Thanks for sharing – good reminders. Have a nice weekend 🙂

    1. Harleena, I believe you would find that walking desk office beneficial. To get more details, you can read my reply to Globalwally’s comment below.

        1. Emmanuel, you must have seen my reply to Globalwally’s comment below, where I gave more details.

          A treadmill with an office desk.

          I was also fascinated when I first saw it. Quite a thing, isn’t it?

  4. I am feeling guilty for this:
    1. Everyone with a blog calling himself a blogger when the last time he wrote was about 2 months ago

    But I am trying to find out a solution for people like me especially in Africa. It’s a fact Emmanuel.

    Also thanks for remembering us to make our job seriously.

  5. Hello Emmanuel, funny post as usual, love the way you deliver you post, there are so many funny bloggers in blogosphere..

    Your number 5th point i hope you are not talking to me? LMAO

    Kind regards Bro

    1. Lol, I wanted to point that out too. Anyway, I once read of one editor who opted for a walking office.

      It features a customised treadmill with a top for your system, gadgets and stationery.

      That is you exercise on the go.

      Don’t worry; you can set the pace.

      But then, that would be the least of your worries, wouldn’t it?

      Where is the money to get that?

  6. HeheheHahahaHuhuhuHihihiHoho

    *Calms Down*

    *Frowns Face*

    Next time you make people laugh, at least be mindful of our ribs.

    Those Jokes are on point, Emmanuel.

    As for the real online points, you made some good points. I am guilty of some too, hands down.

    Thanks for shedding light on this.

    God bless you.

  7. Lolzzzzz! Nice way of posting! Always love your style.. Tiz Unique!!

    Spending 10+ hours behind the laptop and telling me you blog on Health Issues… LOL!!!!!!!!!! Got the point 😀

  8. Hi Emmanuel,

    Funny blogging things at the same time these are some serious defects for bloggers.
    I am also related to some of these things. but changing gradually

    Another funny thing from mine is this is my first comment on other blogs. After 1 year of blogging

    Thanks for sharing and pointing out these,

  9. Fun filled, Emmanuel – just that I feel like personally beating up those folks who blog about what they do not know…it quite irritating, you know?

    Then again, folks that assume a blogger’s game is fun: the question always is: “Who told you so?”

    Always,
    Terungwa

    1. Blogging is of course no joke at all but that is something many are yet to come in terms with it.

  10. HELLO BRO
    YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY MAN HOW DID YOU FIND SUCH A GREAT IDEA THIS IS REALLY AWSOME AND IM LAUGHING HARD

  11. Hi Kabenlah,

    Well you may see some as FUNNY but i still see them as MADNESS 🙂 . Some of this is happening because of wrong information. Most of us where told that the only way to make money from blogging is through GOOGLE ADSENSE, while some are told that writing articles is about RECYCLE (Rewriting of other bloggers article).

    The mindset of “BLOGGING IS A GET RICH QUICK VENTURE” as lead to failures for blogger. Blogging is not easy as internet marketers do claim.

    I once think blogging is easy until i enter the JUNGLE 🙂 if not because of determination, i will have quit blogging long time.

    No matter the number of article pro bloggers will write, i still stand on the side of “BLOGGING IS NOT EASY” campaign 🙂 …

    Thanks for sharing this with us and have a nice day kabenlah

    1. Hahaha! Yes of course my brother. Determination is what is needed in entering the jungle.

      It appears most bloggers are on the side of Faking it till they make it but reality is that; that doesn’t happen on the blogging battling field.

      Whoever says blogging is easy needs his head to be examined. It isn’t an easy thing my brother.

      Thanks as well for your comment and do have a great day as well.

  12. This article made me laugh, the offline funny things were hilarious and awesome. In the blogging fun things, I found the last one very funny.

    It happened with me, I grew up and now I am taking blogging too seriously (kidding), and now I am certain I don’t fall in any of the mentioned categories (actually all of them).

    I hope this paves light for many potential and dead bloggers. A+ article, I found this on kingged.

    1. Hi Rohan,

      The pleasure is all mine hosting your comment here on this platform. You have really come a long way on your to blogging.

      It isn’t an easy thing and one has be appreciated for coming that far.

      Thanks for your comment.

  13. LOL, I can easily point out a funny thing in blogging is “telling people how to get comments and the post itself don’t have any comments and “telling people how to improve alexa” and their blog’s alexa is in lakhs.

  14. Ha ha ha! Emmanuel,
    I suggest you should consider making money as stand up comedian! You posts are always hilarious. I am even surprised Little Johnny is not in the equation in this post 😉

    Now, back to business.

    You are right there are many signs of “funny” bloggers out there. These are individuals who spend time and effort doing absolutely things that are not necessary online.

    They make the simplicity of blogging complex, and make the hardwork needed in blogging scary. The worst is funny bloggers never realize their mistakes and don’t take corrections.

    We had been “funny” with our blogging strategies at one time but it definitely takes results for others to see the seriousness in us.

    This piece is on the lighter side but it sure has a lot of lessons to be learned by bloggers!

    In kingged.com, this article was shared for Internet marketers, and I have left the above comment after reading the post.

    Sunday – kingged.com contributor

    http://kingged.com/funny-blogging/

    1. Thanks a lot for your comment Sunday and for your advice; I will of course be considering it. Hahaha!

  15. These are hilarious, Emmanuel! I couldn’t stop laughing for what seems like forever! Hahaha! I had this thinking that the funny guys are one of the smartest people in the world. Imagine coming up with something so brilliant, it has the ability to bring good vibes to those who read/hear your words. I always wondered myself how those people who write health articles look like. Let me know if you personally know one! Haha thanks for the good laugh, Emmanuel!

    1. Hahaha! Hi Andre, Kabenlah.com is really glad in welcoming you here.

      You really wanna find out how health bloggers look like? As I said earlier, no comment. Hahaha!

  16. Lolzzzzzz, Kabenlah, jokes apart you should give comedy a try, am sure you will do well, I laughed out loud to that intro…Jeeezzz!!

    All that you have mentioned are prevalent in blogging today but what can one do, you won’t put a gun to the culprits, would you now?..

    The thing is to be on your lane, know why you do it and be willing to do it well, as long as you do it well, you shouldn’t worry about what the next door person does…

    Blogging is just like music, it will sieve the good from the bad, it’s just a matter of time..Lol thanks for sharing on kingged.com

    1. That is the point bro. At the end, the good will be separated from the bad.

      Thanks for your comment bro!

  17. Hi Emmanuel,

    That’s the reason why I love to visit your blog regularly. You never disappoint your readers.

    One barely have thought that one can write such a beautiful and humorous post.

    I would like to emphasis more on newbies calling them pro-bloggers. With only a 2-months experience, no one call him a perfect blogger. To be a perfect blogger, one needs to get experience. Pro bloggers are those bloggers with more than 2+ years experience in blogging.

    And also, many bloggers consider AdSense is the ultimate mission for every blogger. Every blogger (these-days) are dying to get an approved adsense account. Though, most of the top bloggers are making through affiliate marketing rather than AdSense.

    Thanks for the awesome post,
    Sayantan

    1. Hi Sayatan,

      I also do love it a lot any time I see your comments around.

      Thanks a lot and do have a great day.

  18. LOL! That was silly and I keep laughing as I keep reading. Haha! I can’t imagine those things.

    However, you have a point about “funny blogging”, I presume this just serve as a motivator for bloggers to be focused and balance blogging and their life on and offline to enjoy the best blogging life. The equilibrium of blogging.

    It is also a hint that when blogging, look at the mirror first, look at you what you have and not before giving advices to readers.
    I found this post shared on Kingged.com, the Internet marketing social site, and I “kingged” it and left this comment.

    1. Hello Madam Metz,

      Please come again! wow! I just love this little piece of your advice ‘look at the mirror first, look at you what you have and not before giving advices to readers’

      Thanks a lot for your comment.

  19. hello emmanuel. i guess you’re reffering to me in this post. i also do some of those mention attributes. boasting as a blogger while i hardly write post twice in 4 months. but thank GOD The passion is coming in. thanks again for the content.

  20. I think it’s more appropriate to call those mistakes ‘awkward’ than funny.

    Calling yourself a blogger, even though you know you’re not that effective and worthy to be named is such an awkward thing to do. It’s an embarrassment, actually.

    I agree with the last number. If your blog is a health niche, then don’t tell me you are a health blogger if you’re spending your time in an unhealthy way. Your niche somehow describes who you are, so it would reflect on what kind of lifestyle you have.

    Thanks for sharing this content. I’ve indeed had a good read.

    Best,
    Ann07

    By the way, I found this post shared on Kingged.com

  21. Really true, I’ve a lot of friends who started a blog, written a few posts and they call themselves a blogger. HAHA. And they don’t really blog consistently. I still don’t really call myself as blogger because I just write for fun! Cheers!

    1. It is a big headache Nick. Please I will suggest you really take blogging serious as you have a great blog already.

  22. Hey hey, Emma….
    That was indeed a nasty intro…. 🙁 🙁 🙁
    You put that in a bad taste…. 🙁 🙁 🙁
    Hey Hey, are you bored with Little Johnny?
    or did he play another havoc?
    Anyways at last you entered into the business
    And put forward some serious questions too!!
    Point No.1 yes, a blogger should be a constant deliverer otherwise you cannot call him by that name LOL
    Indeed your Point # 2 is really worth thinking, when you are not doing and you advise others to do! That is really funny!!
    Point # 3 Though I have an account at adsense which I got years back but still do not know many of its mysteries LOL 🙂
    Point # 4 Thinking blogging is for lazy dudes this is indeed exactly the opposite!!!
    Hey Hey, as you said Even I am not going to comment on this Point # 5 Spending 10+ hours behind the laptop and telling me you blog on Health Issues
    Bye Bye Take Care 🙂

    Best Regards
    ~ Philip

    Hey Hey, I found this page at kingged.com and kingged it and posted this comment there!
    Hey Hey. What about the picture?
    I mean the picture credit?
    Or you yourself took it?
    If not do we not give the credit line?
    I think we need to give a credit line right?
    Just some doubts! Hope you don;t mind!
    Best
    Philiip

    1. Hello Ariel,

      Thanks for this but I am sorry if I had disappointed you in my introduction. Little Johnny will obviously be coming back live in my next post.

      And with respect to the images, I mostly do use uncopyrighted images.

      Thanks once more!

  23. Hi Emmanuel,

    Hahaha..
    Indeed, this is funny, especially the last part.
    You can present this article become interesting, that’s great!
    Honestly you know, I also come here because fascinated by the title of this article.

    Thanks for sharing this with us, Emmanuel.
    Do have a wonderful weekend.

    Nanda

  24. Incredibly funny, the first sentence is a new standalone then cracking up, or that you are, continue to write articles like okay

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