Top Ministers in this Blogging World (Part 2)

Somewhere in January 21 to be specific, I imposed myself on you as the electoral commissioner in this blogging world going ahead with an election. As a combined electoral commissioner like Veeravalli in India, Jega for Nigeria and Gyan for Ghana, I therefore with all the powers invested in me announce the results.

Anyway, for those who missed the post or had somehow forgotten about it; this is it. I mean the link to the post and please bear in mind voting have close. Hahaha! President of the Blogging World. Please vote once!

Now the results. I know you’re somehow tense and eager to know about the outcome but please hold on whiles I share with you what my good friend Little Johnny is going through. Do you know he is sick? Listen what transpired between him and his doctor.

Little Johnny: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.

DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) you must always take four table-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.

Little Johnny: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.

DOCTOR: What’s the problem?

Little Johnny: I have only three spoons at home.

Hahaha! So what do you suggest he does? He only has three table-spoons at home and that is a headache for my good friend as the doctor is saying he needs to take four spoonfuls.

I guess this is something which needs to his own ‘wahala’ not ours and don’t forget I am writing this post as your self-imposed electoral commissioner in this blogosphere. I do hope there is no scheme to overthrow me ooo! Hahaha!

Now back to business as usual. As I was saying, the results are now in and this is how it goes. Out of the lot, we had 4 candidates vying for the prestigious post and as you know, we can only have one president at a time in any given country. Madam Ileane’s reign was over and so obviously there was the need for a replacement.

There was a total was a total of 22 votes. Some were confused and didn’t know where to place their votes so were more or less like leaves in the wind, they were being carried anyway by the wind.

Out if the 22 votes, 3 of the votes were nullified simply because either the person voted for two of the candidates or voted more than once whiles the instruction was simple; vote once! Hahaha!

Here comes the audited result;

1. Harleena Singh- 9 votes representing 40.9%
2. Nosa Ero Nosa – 4 votes representing 18.2%
3. Pat Flynn            -2 votes representing 9.1%
4. Harsh Agrawal- 4 votes representing 18.2%

Ballot spoilt- 3 representing 13.6%

So in all, I don’t you need a rocket scientist to tell us who the winner is. I therefore declare Madam Harleena Singh with Aha-now as the new president-elect in this blogosphere. Hahaha!
Let us watch out for her acceptance speech in no time. The swearing in will be coming on in no time.

Once again, let us move back to business as usual for us to decipher the main issue on board and it is no other issue other than appointing ministers to help our Madam President. So what are the various ministries?

Minister for Long Comment Affairs: Madam Adrienne Smith of Adriennesmith.net
Deputies: Andrew of Shadeofinfo.com and Mi of Beamoneyblogger.com

Minister of Blogger’s Affairs: Enstine Muki of entinemuki.com.
Deputies: Akahaan of Notopoverty.com and Okto of Notordinaryblogger.com

Female Sexy Minister with Words: Madam Lisa of InspiretoThrive
Deputies: Madam Shiwangi of Pensitdown and Madam Nirmala of mymagicgundas

Male Sexy Minister with Words: Ravi Chahar who is in love with Blogginginlove.com
Deputies: Still thinking about them. Hahaha!

Minister for Foreign Travelling and Enjoyment: Mr. Ryan Biddulph who blogs from Paradise with Bloggingfromparadise.com

Ministers who love Blogging more than their Jobs: Mr. Kulwant Nagi who caged himself in blogging with Bloggingcage, Atish who is tricking the world with Techtricksworld, Dok Simon of Blogging Engage, Rakesh of Binary Note, Don Pondurm and the list goes on and on!

Minister for Laziness: Emmanuel Kabenlah Cudjoe
I still continue to hold that position. Who wants to be my deputy? I guess no one. Hahaha!

Your Turn Now!

What did I miss in there? I guess I have missed a lot and your addition by way of comment is very well welcome. What do you make of this? I guess my position as a self imposed electoral commissioner isn’t compromised. Hahaha!

69 Replies to “Top Ministers in this Blogging World (Part 2)”

  1. Hey Emmanuel,

    Permit me find out from you and this may be something I will write a complete post about on my blog – it amazes me how you come up with some amazing bits of stories in almost every post you make. How do you come up with these inspirations?

    These “anecdotes” make you so different man so I’m waiting for the answer.

    But your own ministry wonder me oooo 😉

    1. Absolutely Enstine!

      I agree with you entirely! It amazes me how he manages to come up with such amazing posts, that always bring a smile on my face – God Bless him 🙂

      1. Hello Madam President,

        The pleasure is all mine and to be able to bring smiles to to your face is my pleasure as well.

    2. Hello Honourable Minister,

      Please do you know you’re questioning a commissioner? Hahaha!
      Kabenlah.com does what it is known best for and today was of no exception.

      Thanks for your comment and do have a great weekend. My ministry will do it best but as the name suggest, we always have an excuse in one way or the other. Hahaha!

  2. Hi..

    Those are true ministers in the blogosphere, most expecially my Boss, Nosa Ero Nosa, he is a great minister 🙂

  3. Hello Emmanuel,

    I wanted to challenge the results (even before they were out!) However, since I’m now a minister in the new administration, I won’t be doing that again. How much will I ‘settle’ you? Hahahaha!

    The posts are well deserved Emmanuel. The only challenge is that while I thank you sincerely for making me a deputy minister, I sincerely wonder what my portfolio entails…or I guess, my Oga, Enstine would tell me?

    Do have a great day Emmanuel…you sincerely rock!

    Always,
    Terungwa

    P.S.

    Which joint are we meeting at during the weekend?

    1. Don’t worry! I have a meeting with all my deputies this evening at EnstineMuki Hotel. You know that’s one of the cleanest and 5 star hotels in town 😉

    2. Hello Honourable Minister,

      Do you mean you wanted to challenge the results? Ok, see you in court. Hahaha!

      I think your Honourable Minister will come and explain and I think he has done that already. Hahaha!

      Thanks for your comment and do have a great weekend.

  4. Hey Emmanuel,

    Nice list of ministers, i’d love to book that laziness deputy spot for me 😛 Madam Harleena is the deserved winner, Pat Flynn was a good option too.

    By the way, i’m in love with your ideas, you should have named yourself as the minister of unique ideas as you always come up with unique things.

    -Siraj

    1. Hello Siraj,

      All my deputies ran away but if you’re interested, why not?

      Anyway, I will be considering that position you’ve suggested but I guess there are soo many people vying for that position.

      Do have a great weekend bro.

  5. Hi Emmanuel,
    I could remember when we elected the previous blogging and the electoral committee try all they could to make the election free and fair which went the way they wanted it to. Glad Terungwa is now a blog minister. Please Emmanuel, you are not alone in the office ooo, I think I’m a prime Personal assistance~lol

  6. Hi Emmanuel,
    Thanks for sharing with us such an inspiring post. And yeah, Ma’am Harleena is a pro when it comes to blogging, she’s the big boss and I think she even deserve more scores (%); but since you (Emmanuel) are the judge, there’s nothing else I can do than to agree with you. Thanks so much for sharing and do have a wonderful weekend..

    1. Hello Noah,
      There is something you can do if you think I did not do something right. You can send me as an electoral commissioner to court. Hahaha!

  7. Hello Emmamuel,

    I am glad your office was not corrupt, this is the best election ever.. 😀

    Congrats to Madam Harleena and all the ministers.

    Do have a nice day buddy

  8. Hi Emmanuel,

    My goodness! You always amaze me with your posts, just as Enstine mentioned – how do you get such ideas? Amazing indeed! But honestly speaking, reading through your posts brings an instant smile on my face, and I mean when I say that 🙂

    I remember your earlier post, the Part 1 and the numerous votes, which again are due to the people who have been so kind. I hadn’t checked back on it all this while, and then this one – with the results and being the winner!!

    Lol….and I love the ministry that’s going to help me…you bet – I would be nowhere had it not been for each one of those gems mentioned in your list, and of course my readers.

    Thanks so much for the kind mention once again. You always make my day a lot brighter dear friend. Have a nice weekend 🙂

  9. Hi This is WonderFull Top Blogging World Article I Agree With You Really Great Work I like It Thanks For Sharing Me And Keep it Up

    1. Hello Leena,

      Sometimes you live me with no option other than deleting your comments, they come in as spams as it is clearly evident that you haven’t read the post but instead playing around with the title.
      Don’t judge my posts with my titles.
      Read them!

  10. Hi Emmanuel,

    As Atish specified, you’re a great guy with creative brain. Ministers mentioned here are really great and passionate bloggers. I would say that you’re a innovative blogging minister who’re contributing great posts for bloggers.

    Thanks for the mention 🙂

    1. Honourable Minister,

      Please thanks as well for your comment. The pleasure is all mine seeing an honourable here.
      Do have a great week ahead.

  11. Hi Emmanuel,

    You rocked man.;)

    I mean who think to elect in blogosphere? But you did it.

    The bloggers you have mentioned above desire the tag you have given to them. Harleena is an amazing person and know the value of sharing.

    Adrienne has taught me that sharing is caring.
    Ryan is the foreign minister as he travels a lot and relate his experience to blogging.

    Good to read this wonderful post.:)

    ~Ravi

  12. Hi
    How did you know, I love blogging more than my job. But its very much true. Love this post very much emmanuel. Keep in touch

  13. Hi Emmanuel,
    Nice one here, surely Madam Herleena deservs to be my president, and you know something? You outh to upgrade your position. The Mr. Kabenlah I know isn’t a lazy one, I agree with every other positiom over there but I say a big NO to yours.
    Thanks for sharing bro.

    1. Hello Larry,

      Are you challenging a minister and his position? Hahaha!Any upgrade with my position must come from the president. Hahaha!
      Thanks for your comment bro.

  14. Hey boss,
    whenever you mention harleena’s name then you just inspired me and also seeing my bosses eustine and nosa is a Great joy Cos they inspire me. Queen harleena deserve alot more, to me she is mrs earth, blogging world. Nice list boss I hope to be a minister someday too.

    1. Hello Bob,
      The name Madam Harleena has really come a long way in blogging. Will you mind being my deputy? Hahaha!

  15. Hi Emmanuel,

    I think we will have to sponsor tickets for you so that you can come to India and meet us.. 🙂

    Your creativity is just touching new heights every day.

    Thanks for the kind mention and writing this another awesome blog post.

    1. Hello Kulwant,

      I will of course clinch upon that opportunity when it comes to pass. Hahaha!

      Thanks as well for your comment and please do have a great day.

  16. Make some more positions bro: Ministers of Rewriting, Ministers of spamming, Minister of negative SEO and finally Minister of Short comments! 😀

  17. Hi Emmanuel,

    You really rock ad Ravi said and you know to make other people rocking with your acknowledgement.

    All bloggers you mentioned here is rocking in blogging and my name between them seems to be proudy thing to me.

    Thanks again for featuring me. keep up the good work. Very intriguing.

  18. I guess am not being left out of the fun, because am a little bit late…hahaha

    Wow, it is really amazing to read something like this, I have never come across any sort of creative article on the web before that has any kind of resemblance, this is creativeness in motion… big ups man you are really unique..

    It brought me a smiling face for being in it.. Thanks for the mention bro !!.

  19. Hi Emmanuel,
    First of all tell me from where you brought such a splendid idea of elections of blogsphere. I think this is the best and the most fair result all the ministers and their deputies really deserve their positions. Congratulates to all of them specially our new president Mam Harleena Singh. She is really deserving for such designation. No doubt she is the most talented and active lady of the world of blogging.
    Thanks for sharing such refreshing and invigorated article 🙂

  20. Hi Kabenlah,

    Well, What do you eat in breakfast or in dinner ?? Coz man!! your Ideas are so cool and unique.

    How does such ideas come into your mind. I opened Kabenlah after a long time since I was busy somewhere else. But Believe me dude I just read the titles of the posts I missed and its really awesome.

    Talking about the post. Well You can keep me as your Deputy 😛

    Thanks and have a great Sunday 🙂

    1. Hi Ahmed,

      You really want to know what I eat for breakfast? Hahaha!

      I of course have no problem at all with you being my deputy. Haahaha!

  21. Hey Emmanuel,
    There is no doubt, Those are great minister in blogging,
    Harleena Singh and Harsh Agarwal are my favorite. I learn a lot from Shout me loud.

    Thanks for sharing this wonderful post.

    Areesha Noor!

  22. Hey Kabenlah,

    Really it was a great idea you had crafted everything in your post.
    It looks quite great to know about all of them with their quality.
    I was known to all of them from Enstine to Harleena, Adrienne,Kulwant negi and all others.

    Thanks for sharing

    Regards
    Suprabhat

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