There are Only 2 Bloggers in this world; One rules the Other

Hello there, Kabenlah.com is at it again and today is of no exception. I am here to tell you that there are only 2 bloggers in this world of ours and before you slam me with all those figures with respect to the number of blogs which are created on a daily bases, let me slam myself.

According to recent statistics from blog-tracking site Technorati, the blogosphere has doubled every six months for the last three years. That’s 175,000 new blogs per day worldwide. Technorati added its 50 millionth blog on July 31, 2006.

On average, there are 1.6 million posts per day, or 18.6 posts per second, according to Technorati. The blogosphere is also a barometer for the digitally connected world in that specific news events trigger an increase in daily postings. For instance, the start of the Israel-Hezbollah conflict sparked a jump in average activity to 2.5 million posts per day, according to Technorati statistics.

So with all these impressive stats especially with respect to the number posts which are posted on daily bases and I guess this post will be adding up as well, how come do I have the right to tell you there are only two bloggers in this world of ours.

Please hold your piece as at this juncture and let me introduce you to my good friend Little Johnny’s collections.
1)  A teacher lecturing on population said, ‘In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman Gives birth to a kid.’

 Little Johnny stood up and said, ‘we must find and stop her!’ 

2)    Little Johnny: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.

Little Johnny: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

3)  Little Johnny told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It’s already raining.

Little Johnny: So what, take an umbrella and go!

4)  Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.

Little Johnny: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it?

5)      Little Johnny at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir that is a mirror!

 6)      Little Johnny was writing something very slowly.

A friend asked, “Why are you writing so slowly?”

Little Johnny: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.

 7)      Little Johnny’ son:  Mom, when I was on the bus this morning with dad, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap!

 8) Father to Little Johnny after exam: Let me see your report card.

Little Johnny: My friend just borrowed it; he wants to scare his parents.

 9)  Little Johnny was trying to avoid paying doctor’s fee after an eyes operation, so he says, “doctor, I still can’t see”

The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to Unclothe in front of him. Little Johnny then says “I can’t see!”

Doctor tells nurse to open her legs again. Little Johnny says “doctor I can’t see still.”

The doctor answered “You are silly, if you can’t see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING an Attention (ERECTION)? Nurse, prepare his bill please!”

It appears my good friend is already in trouble once more again and there is no way he can’t say he isn’t going to pay his bills and I can bet you had a good laugh at those Little Johnny’s collections. Hahaha!

Let move back to business as usual and our business for today is simple, there are only two bloggers in this blogosphere and who are they?

  1. The first blogger rules the second blogger

The first blogger is that blogger who writes what is on his mind without necessary having to seek the approval of the masses. He or she is himself and cares more of delivering helpful contents other than just writing for writing sake. He has a direction for his blog.

  1. The second is that blogger who believes anything he reads and is a jack of all niches.

What is the direction your blog? Or I guess the goat soup thief made your blog, the recent FIFA world cup made your blog as well, there is poetry, there is how to make money online and there is also about Nicky Minaj. So tell me, what type of blogger are you? Hahaha! So one thing is clear, that blogger who believes anything he reads and writes about anything on this planet will be ruled.

42 Replies to “There are Only 2 Bloggers in this world; One rules the Other”

  1. Hello Emmanuel,
    You’re always on point. Everybody can’t be the same no matter what. And yeah. There are some bloggers who focus on just one niche which they know more about, and sometimes they happen to excel over Jack of all trades (as you term). Hmm, thanks bro Emmanuel for sharing and do have a nice weeks ahead.

    1. Hello Victor,

      Why hmmm? Hahaha! I do like your ‘SOMETIMES’ in there that means not all the times.
      Do have nice weeks ahead as well.

  2. Even I do believe that if we concentrate on one niche, it is always better than concentration on many niche. Good work emmanuel.:)

  3. Hello Emmanuel,

    Unfortunately, only others can tell exactly where a blog is headed. This is because, someone can be doing a great wrong but sadly, firmly believe in it (to be correct).

    So, I’ll have no option but ask you: where is NTP headed?

    Make it a great day!

    Always,
    Terungwa

    1. Hello Akaahan,

      If there is one blog I love to read, it has to do with NTP. To me, with the sorts of articles being channeled on your blog, there is no doubt that your blog is ruling.

  4. Hi Emmanuel

    Another wonderful post with attnetion grabbing headline.

    What a wonderful description of two bloggers who rule. But the moral of the story is that you can win if you want.

    Writing for writing sake is the easiest way to hell or failure. If someone thinks by just writing so many posts in a week he can prove his worth he is absolutely wrong.

    Yes exceptions are always there and so many people are prolific writers but in blogging people want solutions and value not simply huge number of info.

    Thanks a lot for sharing this wonderful post.

    1. Hello Mi,

      Your point is very well made. Every writing need to have a purpose and of course provide solutions.

      Thanks as well for this beautiful comment of yours.

  5. Hahahah little johnny is always funny. 😀 i agree with you, the first blogger actually rules while the second blogger is like chasing 2 goats a the same time, is either you get cash one or you loose both. Writing for writing sake is the beginning of future.

    Thanks for the wonderful post

    1. Hello Sammy,

      Nigerians and proverbs. I read ‘The Gods are not to be Blame’ by Ola whiles in school and I loved every bit of it.
      Thanks for your comment as and do have a great day.

  6. Hi Emmanuel,

    I feel your point is nice. There are two kind of bloggers who want to write for just for writing for themselves and some writes for providing information to others.

    I think both are respectively correct in both manner. Thanks for sharing your nice views…

  7. Hi Emmanuel
    Thanks for sharing such a wonderful post. But i agree with Rakish what he said in his comment that concentrate on one niche, it is always better than concentration on many niches. And quality writing is the gate of success. Most of the bloggers don’t care it they write every single day. It is better to write post in a week which is complete in all the aspects.

    1. Hello Muhammed,

      Quality is indeed the gateway of success. Yes and I do agree with you on writing complete posts instead of chasing just numbers in terms of posts.

      Thanks for your comment and do have a great day.

  8. Hi Emmanuel,

    I enjoyed this article :)and it made sense Honestly speaking I don’t know where i fit or where am I categorized.

    One of the best things about blogging is that you can experiment as much as you like.

    Thanks for sharing 🙂

    Have a great day!

    Regards,
    Minakshi Srivastava

  9. Hi Emmanuel,

    There are many type of bloggers in this blogosphere with different approach.

    Many bloggers try their best to guide others with their knowledge and there are many others who write just for money.

    I agree with your points that from writing point of view there two type of bloggers. One who write only about his/her own niche and other who try to boost up his/her blog by putting anything.

    Thanks for sharing with us.

    Have a wonderful week ahead.:)

    ~Ravi

  10. Hello Emmanuel,

    There is nothing wrong being in a multi-niche category but the problems is, of you are not relevant or giving what the people truly want from you.

    The best way to blog, is to blog from your heart and do what you feel is right for you, your blog, and your readers.

    Thanks for the post and do have a wonderful week ahead…

    1. Hello Babanature,

      I do like the twist of your argument. So far as there is some sort of commitment level, there is of course no need to panic.

      Thanks for your add up and please do have a week as well.

  11. Hello Emmanuel

    “There’s only two types of people in this world. One that performs and the other that watches”. You have in a very pithy manner written what’s needed to be said.
    It’s definitely correct that many of us tries to be the jack of all trades (or niches in blogging) but ends up being master of none.

    Famous bloggers leaves their foot prints in blogosphere and the rest just follow the trail. However in the process we lose our originality and become as dumb as a puppet.

    I hope that your readers and other bloggers will read this post and understand what it means to be ‘Just You’. A very good article you have done your work on Emmanuel. I enjoyed reading it. Have a good day ahead.

    Regards,
    Sanjay……

    1. Hello Sanjay,

      The pleasure is all mine as well seeing you here with your add up as well.
      This is a blog post I wish it will meet many in good fate.
      Thanks for your comment and please do have a great day.

  12. Actually, I don’t really know what to comment because my blog covers general news and updates. Anyway, I am convinced of what I am doing and I believe I will get there in a not too far future. Hence, I do not hesitate to update my blog with relevant information.

    Thumbs up!

  13. Hi Emmanuel,

    Great post! You are the first blogger for sure!
    I believe many bloggers have been on the both sides, and there’s nothing wrong about it. We will learn from the progress.

    The good thing is now many great sources of blogging tips to find to fix mistakes happen to our blog so that we can back in the right direction.

    Thanks for the post. Wish you enjoy the weekend

    1. Hello Okto,

      Yes, that is it. Blogging is indeed a continuous process which ceases not.

      Thanks as well for your comment and do have a great weekend as well.

  14. Hi Emmanuel,
    This is my first visit on your site and i am so glad to read your article. 🙂
    Really we always trying to follow others but can’t do same like another.
    Thanks for sharing …….

  15. Fellow blogger,
    It’s a great and privillage to come across your blog with all these wonderful posts. Keep it up and I am also new into the blogosphere.

  16. Hello Emmanuel,
    I don’t know from where do you get those ideas to make your all posts very interesting and informative as well as making different form others. You are an outstanding guy. All you posts taught me something new like this one. Happy blogging…

    Thanks –
    MSI Sakib

  17. Hi Emmanuel,

    Yes, you are right. I strongly agree with the first type. Bloggers should write when he has something that can be given to the readers. And of course, the writing must be appropriate to the topic of their blog.

    And as usual, I always laugh reading the story about Little Johnny. It was interesting and entertaining at the same time 🙂

    Thanks for sharing this with us, Emmanuel.
    I hope you can enjoy your week.

    Regards,
    Nanda

  18. Hello,

    Really enjoyed reading about little johnny story. Well I guess we are surrounded by those 2 types of bloggers and I agree with your points.

    Thanks

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